January 2012
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Week 2 without a computer.
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everyillman replied to your photo: New York was a lot of fun. Really bummed I missed…
nice seeing you for a second, dog!
Yeah! Hopefully next time I’m in town I don’t get lost and miss most of the fun again.
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Oh, also last night someone told me the bartender was asking for my phone number, so I thought it could have been about and tab I never paid, so I had everybody else buy me drinks. Turns out the person confused the bartender with somebody else, so I got like 6 drinks for free.
Last night we went to a bar not knowing it was bollywood night there and i got wasted and kept referring to this one Indian dude as “The 13th Warrior.” He didn’t look like this at all
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brandnewswastikas:
“The ball’s in your court,” he said when questioned about the location of a possible murder weapon, which in this case was a poison basketball.
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Anonymous asked: I see you've eased up on the pee pee porn posts. thank you!
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